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Locked Room Mystery

“I think I’m going to miss Mort,” the detective said.

“Yes, he was ‘Mr. Reliable.’ Never missed an appointment,” the patrolman chimed in. His heels clicked and clacked on the hard surface as he paced about the crime scene.

The detective leaned against the wall.  “I still can’t get my head around this. The perpetrator was already gone when they entered?”

“According to the women. Not the best witnesses in my book, but they are sticking with their story to everyone they talk with.”

“And the men on duty saw nothing?” the detective asked.

“I heard their report. They only saw what happened after, not the actual crime.”

“They are rather limited, what can you expect? And they were shaken up when Mr. High and Mighty made an appearance. Who was Mort coming to get, anyway?”

“That’s classified. But the chatter downtown is that they didn’t quite realize who or what they were dealing with this time. The usual methods: bribery, intimidation, etc., did not work. Things escalated, and well, here we are …”

“And you didn’t hear this from me either,” the patrolman continued. “But there was a rumor Mort flubbed a coupled of assignments in the last six months. That a few others got away. That he was losing his edge, maybe even getting scared.”

“What?” the detective asked. “This has happened before?  So we’ve got sort of a serial …, a serial …. I don’t know what to call it!”

“I don’t think the word has been invented yet,” the underling said.

The detective chewed on his lower lip, “Has anyone figured out how things are going to work without Mort around?”

“Still waiting to hear from downtown. Its pandaemonium, what do you expect? We’re going to have to work a lot harder for our grub I expect.”

They left the chamber, it was almost as dark outside as in, but that was no trouble for them. The detective was uneasy, though he could not put a finger on the cause. Something had changed.

They wandered through a nearby cypress grove, two more shadows among those cast by the trees under the starlight.  The detective stopped and gazed at the stars for a moment.

The patrolman stopped too, and looked back at him. “Second thoughts?”

“No, we’re still running the place, and we always will be.” He felt eyes, and spun around.

“What?” the other one asked.

“Just the wind,” he blurted. And a warm wind did flow over him. The trees swayed and sighed in response, the elder trunks even groaned. He shivered, looked up once more, and trudged away into the darkness.



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The Candidate


He’s a terror that one-

Turns water into wine,

Turns wine into blood-

What on earth does he turn blood into?

Christopher Derrick, New Oxford Review, October 1981

Q: Now sir, have you now or ever been a member of the creationist party?

A: Excuse me?

Q: Its a question anyone running for higher office should expect. Do you believe in evolution?

A: I don’t understand the relevance.

Q: The public is being asked to choose between two men. Your opponent may be a bit of a rabble rouser, but he is always good for a line.  The public wants transparency, not an enigma.

A: If you insist.  I do believe in evolution.

Q: Doesn’t it conflict with your beliefs?

A: Not at all, my Lord is the High Priest of Evolution.

Q: Uh … what?

A:  Man in his finitude, has always sought to limit God’s Alpha and Omega. In trying to cheat what we thought was the Omega of death, we instead lost the Alpha of divine grace. One poisoned apple instead of the Wedding Feast of the Lamb.

Q: I am not sure where this answer is going… but apple growers are a powerful constituency in this state. Sheep farmers, not so much.

A: God bless you.  This pattern of setting limits has continued through the ages. In the historic era, Bishop Ussher set the Alpha at around 4000 BC. More recent wise men set the Omega at the end of the second millennium.

Q: I am not asking about religious history, I’m asking about the evolution of human beings from apes. Did you ever hear of the missing link? The Scopes Monkey Trial?

A: The life of Jesus, the Second Adam, included the entire scope of God’s plan for our evolution: conception, birth, childhood, maturity, the chrysalis of death, and the Resurrection. He is both the true measure of man and the missing link in humanity’s salvation history.

Q: True measure? Do you think you know what is true? Can you find your way to the 21st century with your response?

A: In man’s contemporary logic of evolution, he once again tries to seize the reigns. The Alpha never quite begins, banished first to the primordial past of this planet. Then to stew of amino acids among the comets. Even further to the Big Bang, and perhaps a prior universe as part of a never-ending cycle of collapsing and expanding universes.

The Omega never quite arrives either, as we endlessly change as technology permits in pursuit of a post-human ideal.  We might even hop from planet to planet until, like the Ouroboros, the tail of the Omega swallows the head of the Alpha in the collapse and expansion of a new universe.

Q: Your a what? If I heard you correctly, you seem to concede that evolution is ongoing. That’s rather progressive for someone like you.

A: My Lord, the one true progressive, said that at the appointed time, in the twinkling of an eye, we will all be changed. Its the final, eternal evolution. I and those like me seek this eternal, but not the eternal return.

Q: Speaking of returns, they will soon be arriving. Few think you will win.

A: Let me share a secret with you, its all that matters. Lean close.

Q: Indeed! A peck on the cheek may be ok where you come from, but not in this day and age…

Q: Well, this interview appears to be over, as the candidate has left the studio. Some say he never should have run. While he has many admirable qualities, the conventional wisdom is that his refusal to play the game of politics will ultimately doom his candidacy. Its almost as if he doesn’t care if he wins.  Stay up with me all night as we watch the returns …..




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Cosmetic Furniture, Ultd.


Leslie wandered through the City, letting the wind blow her where it would. Spring was here, and the new sundress and sandals were out for their first walk.  Not that she was a showoff. It was just the first warm day of the year, and through an unconscious mass agreement, everyone wore their Yuletide gifts for all to see.

Leslie turned down a side street to explore a new neighborhood, and took in the unfamiliar shops and cafes. She almost missed the store, as its narrow front was wedged in between a larger laundromat and second hand clothing store. It was probably the name that did it, “Cosmetic Furniture,” one she was sure she misread at first glance.

She entered to the ringing of a bell, which summoned a distinguished gentleman out from behind his desk.

“Welcome miss. You are the day’s first customer,” he said.

“Well, I am sorry to disappoint you. I just had to see …”

“Was it the sign?” he smiled.

“Yes,” Leslie admitted.

“It’s ok. We are a specialty merchandiser,” he said, laying emphasis on the word “specialty.”

He studied her for a moment. “I am not busy right now. Please take a look at our showrooms and tell me what you think of our stock.” And he gestured to rooms to his left and right.

Leslie stepped over to the opening on the left, and looked in. The vast room beyond was full of vanities in all shapes, sizes and colors. She even saw one that looked a lot like hers.  She turned and walked over to the entrance to the other showroom. Looking in, she could see it was far smaller, with only a single piece.

“What is that?” Leslie asked

“Let’s take a closer look,” he said.

Leslie walked up to the piece, which, superficially, looked a lot like her vanity.

“Why is there only one piece in this room, but so many in the other?”

“This is just a floor model, and we only deal at wholesale with this product. The form is less important than the substance. The vanity room is our retail department. For those buyers, form is almost everything.”

She stared at it. “Oh, this was one of those confessional things, right?”

“Yes. I like to say that with the other product line, we put our makeup on. At this one, we take it off,” the man chuckled.

“So, it’s just for women?” she laughed.

“No, men powder up too, and some lay it on thicker than women. They are so skilled  that you just don’t see it.”

“Let me try this out,” and she arranged herself on the kneeler.

The man sat in a chair behind the screen. “What do you think of it?”

Leslie folded her hands in front. “Do you do this?”

“You may, but it is not required,” His voice softer now.

“I don’t really believe in this sort of thing.”

“Are you in college, by chance?”


“Do you know what a dissertation defense is?

“I do. I am working towards a doctorate by the way.”

“Very good. Then perhaps this analogy may help.  Every human life is a dissertation, and eventually everyone has to justify theirs.  The catch is … you cannot.  The sooner one realizes this, the easier it is to acknowledge this to the examiner.”

“God, you mean?” Leslie asked.

“Actually, we all judge ourselves in the end, with our conscience, though someone else will be there to hold up a perfect mirror to our vanity.”

“So, we are doomed to fail?”

“You aren’t failed. The same someone else will mend and help you finish your dissertation. If you let him.”

“So why bother with confessing now, what difference does it make?”

“Practice makes perfect is the saying. But here practice helps you understand you will never be perfect. These dialogues are preparation for the last confession every human being has to make, whether they want to or not. It may be unpleasant if you are not prepared.”

“The flames of hell, or purgatory? I read Dante one semester.”

“Many writers have described the soul as passing through flames in the afterlife, flames that purify. Some, like Dante, depicted this very poetically, if in a frightening way.  But what if there are no sheets of flame, and this is a metaphor for something entirely different.”

And he recited: “Is not my word like fire? And like a hammer which shatters a rock? “

 And then: “I will give them one heart, and put a new spirit within them.  And I will take the heart of stone out of their flesh and give them a heart of flesh.”

“The Word is fire, and through a fiery discourse, it may perform a life saving operation on us.  Isn’t it better to soften up that rock first, and not wait till the end?  If you don’t get a head start, you may be unwilling to take part in the discourse, finding it too painful. Some choose never to open up, of which it is said ‘I never knew them.'”

“So its better to start the conversation now, to sort of get acquainted?”

“It is. Don’t you hate getting cold calls? Did you ever have to make one? You see my point. And remember, the lowest circle in Dante’s hell was ice, not fire.”

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The Main Course, Part IV

“The Main Course”

Part IV. The Two Sisters

 “Well done, Benjamin,” the stocky man said. Benjamin gave a mock bow, and they turned to look at the woman. She was a regal autumn, and would have been a dazzling spring in her youth. She smiled, and began her tale.

“My sister and I lived in a small village, not far from …”

She was interrupted as the door crashed open, and a group of armed men entered. The scent of ashes returned. It had been several months, but the air still carried the memory of the fire.

She sighed, “I had barely begun.”

“You can tell the rest to the master,” the stocky man replied.

A finely dressed man followed the guards.  He approached the table, and addressed the stocky man in a loud, formal tone: “Simon, known as Peter, stand.” He did. The officer continued, “The time of justice is now. Your request as to the manner has been granted.” Peter smiled.  With surprising quickness, he stepped forward and embraced the officer.

“Unhand me!”

A guard stepped forward, and Peter released him and embraced the guard. The guard stumbled back and pushed Peter away, raising his fist.

“I am sorry if I startled you. You have my thanks. May the Lord bless you all of your days.” The guard gaped at him.

The officer smoothed his uniform, and finally drew himself straight. “You will accompany us now. Will chains be necessary?”

“As you wish.”

The officer looked to the others. “As to the rest,” he paused, and then switched from Greek to Latin, “Damnatio ad bestias.”

There was silence for a moment. Then the loud man spoke, “You should have fed us better. It will be a poor show.” He started to laugh, and the others joined in.

“Stop that!” the officer shouted, waving his baton.

They roared.

And so the sentences were carried out, but it did not make for good theater. It was tried a few more times, but the performance did not justify the cost. What was meant as entertainment became a duty, and one that was increasingly distasteful. Even for the lions.



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The Main Course, Part III

“The Main Course”


Part III. The New Sandals

The little man spoke, nodding to Felix, “Our scholarly friend does not forget his education. I for one am touched by his poetry, even if the women of Judea were not.”  Felix smiled in return.

“Nor can I quote the holy words so well”, he indicated the loud man now. “So my story is neither learned nor lengthy.”

“It will be lengthy if you don’t get on with it!” the loud man barked in reply.

“So little patience, well, I will begin …”

Those sandals look thick, Benjamin thought. His own were falling apart, and he admired the pair, one among many, that was lined up outside the door to the house. He swiveled his head, and no eyes met his.  He sauntered over to the sandals, and without bending over, stepped out of his, and slid his feet into the new ones. He then slowly walked away, enjoying the feel of his new stride.

Let no one say that I am a proud thief. I steal from high and low alike. He he had plenty money these days, his pouch was full of coins from recent activities. But why spend when you can take?  He wore a fine robe, and drank wine every night now.

His sunny mood was clouded by a cripple who hobbled up to him on one crutch, hand outstretched. Benjamin looked in the other direction, and lengthened his stride. The beggar was not so easily discouraged, and quickened his pace to match his. “Lord, lord ….”  Benjamin pretended to stumble, and his foot knocked the crutch forward, spilling the beggar into the dust. Benjamin turned a corner to escape from the cries of outrage.

That was odd. I am good at ignoring the wretched. Do the rich feel guilty all the time?

As he walked along, his stomach growled. A child was selling figs on the corner, and Benjamin bought some, not even bothering to haggle for the price. The child seemed surprised, and Benjamin was even more so. LazyTime for a drink.

He made his way to the foreign quarter, and found a small tavern he had not been to before. He sat at table, and waited for service. He was delayed by an argument between the tavern keeper and a customer. He listened, and learned that the customer owed a large debt, and the keeper would not serve him till it was paid. The customer was whining in a pathetic way, and the keeper, seeming to enjoy his mastery, persisted in toying with him.

Finally, Benjamin made his way to the bar in exasperation. “Let me pay this man’s debt” he told the tavern keeper.

Both men looked at him in surprise, but the keeper was glad to be paid, even if it meant the end of this little game. Benjamin even bought the customer, who was absurdly thankful, a skin of wine. Benjamin returned to his table, and the thirsty man, named Joseph, joined him, uninvited. The man poured out a tale of sorrows and Benjamin listened patiently while sipping his wine. He offered a encouraging remarks at appropriate moments, and even offered a smile or nod when Joseph expected one.

Eventually, the tavern closed and Benjamin made his way out in search of an inn. He gathered his rich mantle about him against the evening chill. Joseph followed him, still chattering away about the current troubles.

As he walked a voice called to him from an alley, “Lord. .. Lord … “

Benjamin turned, and saw a young woman leaning against the alley wall, beckoning to him. He approached.

“A fine lord deserves better company ” she said, inclining her head to Joseph.

Benjamin smiled, and stepped into the alley. “I am weary, and my companion is no burden. Perhaps it is time for you to go home too.”

Her smile hardened, and she held out a hand. “I have not received my wages for the night, though you can change that.”

“I think not.”

“Sinful woman, leave this man alone” Joseph shouted, butting into the conversation.

Raising her voice, she said “I might scream. Others will come.”

“You should be stoned,” Joseph said, now angry. Benjamin tried to hush him.

“You will be stoned!” she screamed.

Joseph fled, while Benjamin attempted to calm the woman. She slapped him, just as a group of laborers rushed into the alley. A strong hand grabbed his shoulder, and he was flung against the wall.

Hot words flowed from the woman, and the laborers pushed him into the street. He smelled the wine on their breath, and they were ready to work it off. Benjamin tried to explain , but they did not believe him. During the struggle his money pouch was ripped open, and the woman scooped up most of his coin before scurrying away.

He was struck a few more times, and fell to his knees. There was a break in the assault, and he stood up. He felt another hand on his shoulder, and resigned himself to the blow. But the voice that spoke for the hand held no anger, “I vouch for this man. He is my friend.”

Benjamin had been looking down, and the first thing he noticed about the new man were his bare feet. He looked up, saw the face, and a look there that told him that he was known, fully and completely. Benjamin lowered his gaze. The laborers were gone, and he could see just a few coins lying in the dust. He made as if to gather them up.

The new man spoke to him, “We have much to talk about, Benjamin. But first you must buy me some new sandals. And I know you have just enough money left to do it.”

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The Main Course, Part II

“The Main Course”

Part II. A Certain Man

As he fled, the young bandit wondered if mercy was a mistake.

They had taken in their victim with the usual ruse. Fellow pilgrims should travel together, friend. Bandits menace the roads. Join us.

At a lonely spot they had stopped and revealed themselves to him. Four shadows had stretched across the road under the late-afternoon sun. The man surrendered his food, money, cloak and robe. As was their way, they beat their victim before killing him. They took turns hitting him, and he staggered back and forth between them.  After he fell, they struck him with their walking sticks, hitting his arms, legs and back.  If asked to explain their cruelty, their answer would have been brief.  It was what they had always done.

The distant sound of approaching hoofs ended the assault. The others fled into the waste, while the young bandit remained. He stooped and lifted a rock to crush the man’s skull. He hesitated, stayed by the thought that, despite all his knowledge, he did not know murder yet. Vanity of vanities! All is vanity.  The words came to him, among the few he remembered from that which is read. The young bandit pitied the man, and the man’s mother.  He had visited the temple to make an offering for the dead, and was now about to join them.

He dropped the stone and ran.

The hoof beats took shape as they crested the rise in the road. The beaten man saw a mantle, a well-dressed man, and lastly a white horse emerge from the ground.  The rider slowed his mount when he saw the body.  The rider recognized him, and guided his mount to the far side of the road as he passed. The rider contorted his mouth into a grim smile as he thought upon their recent meeting, and a verse came to mind.

O daughter of Babylon, you devastated one,

How blessed will be the one who repays you

With the recompense with which you have repaid us.

 How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little one

 Against the rock

As the rider passed, the man dropped his head to the dust, and closed his eyes.

Perhaps an hour later, a grey horse carrying a harpist trotted down the red road. The harpist’s inner eye contemplated a wedding, and his heart his bride to be. In his dream, his instrument spoke, and his voice replied: You are all fair my love, there is no spot in you

He woke when he saw the body in the road. After a moment, the harpist walked his horse towards the man. The man stirred in response to the sound of the hoofs.  Their eyes met, and they knew each other.  The harpist’s gaze rose to the horizon as he remembered the last song he had played that day.

Do I not hate those who hate you, Lord,

    and abhor those who are in rebellion against you?

I have nothing but hatred for them;

    I count them my enemies.

The harpist rode his horse wide about the man, and saw him no more. He let his eyes focus on the road again, and fixed his thoughts once more on his wedding feast.

The last traveler came by at dusk. A big man on a black horse. His eyes were lost in thought, and almost veiled by his shaggy red hair. He saw the man on the road, and continued to ride on. He was almost out of sight when he stopped, and rode back to the beaten man. He looked about, and loosened his sword in its scabbard.

He dismounted and approached the victim without looking at him, his eyes scanning the brush and rocks about the road, now streaked red and black by the sunset.

The big man stood up, fetched items from his horse, and returned. He drew the iron sword, knelt, and laid it on the ground in easy reach. He cleaned and bandaged the wounds, and dressed the man in his spare robe. With gentleness, he lifted him onto his horse and mounted too. Holding him as he once held another on a different ride, he guided his horse forward.

The beaten man said little, and the big man did not question him. The ride was slow, and darkness covered the town before they arrived.   He went to the Greek place that accepted his people, and knocked on the door.  Despite the hour, they were granted entry by the owner.

The beaten man was taken up to a room and put to bed. The Greek man’s wife watched over him during the night while the big man slept.

At dawn the big man and the Greek broke bread and renewed their acquaintance. The Greek asked, after a long pause in their conversation: “So, why did you stop and help him? It might have been a trick.” He was quiet, and swallowed his last bite of food. The Greek pressed further, “It is not what your peoples do for each other.”  He drank his last drop of wine and placed a few coins on the table. “For his care. I will return in three days, and pay whatever else is owed.”

As he stood and went to leave he said “I do not know what our peoples should do. But as surely as the Lord lives, it is what I choose to do.”

When he returned, the beaten man was awake. A message was sent to a relative in a nearby village.  They spoke for a time and parted.

The big man left and began the long trip back to Ar-garízim. His face turned to the sky as he rode away from the town. Oh Lord, watch over this man on his return to Nazareth.

The loud man continued: “Of course I did not learn the whole story for some years. I was on the road, but only played one part in the drama. I will not say which was mine.” There was a moment of silence.

The small man looked across the table to the green eyed woman, who nodded to him. “I will speak now”, he said.

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The Main Course, Part I

“The Main Course”

“And more wine for your guests!” the loud man roared as the door shut. He returned to their table, where four others sat.

“Quite a feast” he said. He was a middle aged man going old, hair grey. To his left was a lean man with closed cropped hair. To his right was a small man.  Across the table was a woman with green eyes.

“While we have the time, shall we share a last story?” the loud man asked. The others turned to look at the stocky old man at the head of the table.

“Yes” the old man said, “provided I go last. Does everyone know what they want to say?”

The lean man spoke, “I will go first.”


Part I: Cat and Mouse


From his perch, the spy looked down at the town below. He thought back to the last meeting with his mentor while he waited for the target to show. “Felix, remember, he’s dangerous. Our last informant has neither returned nor sent word. Approach him with caution.” The glass was handed to him. “It is straight from the Syracuse factory. You see how it turns? It is worth a small fortune.”

Felix stretched flat on the crest of the rocky hill and piled up a few more stones to steady the glass. The dust colored clothes blended him with the ground, and he was confident he could not be seen.

Felix had been working alone for an extended period as part of this mission. At first, he was content to gather rumors about his target. In taverns and markets he was quiet where others spoke, an island in the growing storm. He asked few questions, and his early reports contained little but dates and locations. He had a gift for languages, and hid his Greek accent well. He was a solitary sort of creature that sprouted in urban settings, and his urban nature made him comfortable with all men.

His daydream was interrupted by a swarm of activity in the town below. He looked through the glass, and saw people gathering in the market square. While it was a great toy, the glass did not live up his expectations. The chief problem was that the local women failed to cooperate with its potential. The concealment of arms, necks and ankles was a perverse defiance of the sun and heat. The women from home were friendlier with the weather.

The action congealed into an arrow of bodies, and a ripple passed through the crowd. He moved the glass, and believed he could see the subject.   The arrow paused, and his view was obscured by a boy in a tree. The boy climbed down, but he still could not see his prey.   Something was happening. The arrow moved on, but buildings blocked his sight. He exhaled, and put the glass away.

Felix went to town that night. The subject and his bodyguards were staying at a public inn, but Felix was not ready for close surveillance, especially in tight quarters. He had been taught the importance of an easy escape route during his second education. He slept in one of the safe houses instead.

Felix woke with the dawn, as was usual. He had dreamt something interesting, but it had faded. All he remembered was a cave. A dark mood stole his hunger, and he pushed aside his plate. He went outside to stretch in the morning’s warm yellow sunlight.

He wandered to the market to buy some fruit, and stood beneath the tree that blocked his view the day before. He chewed a few bits while looking up at his perch, gauging the distance and spitting out some seeds. The fruit seller told him that the man and his party had already left town, so he returned to his room and gathered his possessions. Felix wrote a report and left it with a trusted agent. After the delivery, Felix decided it was time to view the beast. He got his horse from the stable and followed the road out of town.

By mid-day he saw them, walking far in the distance. The horse was walking slowly, but was heard. One man stopped and turned, a still pale oval among a group of moving dark ones. The face then turned away and its owner resumed his walk.Very well. He moved the horse to a trot, and closed the distance.

He slowed the horse to a walk as he neared the group. It was the expected courtesy, so as not to dust the faces of those on foot. It was a tough looking crew, fit men of varying ages, plainly dressed. He saw no weapons, but Felix was sure they were fighters one and all. The land bred them tough, and he had met a few bandits in his travels.

The trailing man nodded to Felix as he passed, and he returned it. He tried to guess the leader, steadily looking each man over as his horse passed them. The second to last man looked at him as he passed. The face posed a question. Felix pulled his own eyes away with some effort, and ordered the horse to canter, heedless of the dust cloud he stirred up. He heard a cough as he rode off.

When he got to town he stopped at the only public inn. He ate, drank and warned the owner of the rough men who had stiffed the innkeeper in the last town. I think I saw them on the road on my way in, ten or more.

That night he slept in the inn, and this time he observed the dream that came. There were two men sleeping in a cave, and he knew they were brothers. A river passed through the cave, deep and still. He spoke to wake them, but they would not stir. Felix looked about the cave, but there was no exit.

When he woke, he lay in bed for a while. Dawn had slipped away some time ago. As he left the inn, a man was walking down the street towards him. It was one of the bodyguards. Felix ignored him, and pretended to search the clouds for rain.

The man stopped in front of him, “Our master thanks you for the night under the stars. It was cold, but the sky was beautiful. He says you should eat with us.”

“I don’t know you.” Felix said.

Stock still as a tree, the man continued. “And I do not know you. But we were all strangers in Egypt once. Will you come?”

“No, I will not.” The man left without another word. This day marked the beginning of their contest. In a way, it was like the game of pebbles that Felix played in his youth, or the bandit game his peers played in a different form.   One did not directly confront or destroy ones opponent in this game. Rather, you trapped them in a position with no escape.

Felix and the master moved their pebbles from village to town to village. Felix was a skillful slanderer, and his foe was, at times, poorly received. Like a good player, Felix was never immediately on hand for these confrontations, but would watch from a distance with his glass. He chuckled one day as the master was chased from a village by a stone-throwing mob. A group of urchins were particularly savage, and hit the man’s bodyguards with a few throws. The pebbles turn on the player, Felix laughed to himself.

The master’s strategy evolved in response. He trained his followers, and sent them out in small groups to spread his propaganda. Felix could not shadow them all, and he sent for more players from headquarters. His request was largely denied, given that this was a frontier area with limited resources. His orders remained the same. He was to take whatever action he deemed appropriate, short of direct violence on his part, to discourage the growth of alternative power centers in the province. If caught, he could not expect any immediate help.

Felix wrote his own counter-propaganda, and would rehearse the lines alone in his room at night. This did not require a new creation. It was enough to take what the master was saying, and twist it just enough to offend local sensibilities. He drilled his agents and sent them out to perform. Some of his dramas were successful, and many of the master’s newer followers would give up after a rude welcome, or because they themselves began to believe Felix’s script.

Momentum was rolling in his direction, and Felix began to consider where his next assignment might take him. He was looking forward to a region more cosmopolitan for his next tour. The local women knew no poetry, and did not appreciate his many excellent qualities.

Unfortunately, what he planned as his masterstroke backfired spectacularly. Felix had learned that people of several towns had been invited to a grand meeting in the countryside.   It was a long walk, and those who came would miss their evening meal. However, the master and his group were going buy food from local markets to share. These rebels were not rich, but had recruited some wealthy fool from the capital to assist them.

Felix puzzled over a solution. The crowd was too big to intimidate, and those predisposed to cause trouble were not going to be there anyway. The event was going to happen, and thousands would go home full of treason. Or maybe not.

The solution seemed ingenious, and he struggled to keep a straight face as it was implemented. With a few agents, he gathered wagons and funds, and made a visit to all the markets and bakeries early in the day. They pretended they were from the master, and bought up all the food that could be had. Apparently his fools smiled a lot, and the joyful expression he wore helped convince the sellers he was authentic.

Felix retired early that night, his belly full of someone else’s dinner. He looked forward to hearing how the gathering had turned dangerous when no food was provided, and the crowds were forced to go home hungry. It had been too long since the last stoning, and he was somewhat disappointed to miss out on the fun.

In bed, he threaded his hands behind his head as he stared at the ceiling. He had indulged in the grape more than usual, and the ceiling rippled as he drifted.The ripple became a river, and he found himself sitting in a low lit cave, staring into the waters. Felix was awake, and another man lay beside him, asleep. He knew this was his brother, even though he was an only child. He tried to stand, and could not. His legs, and then his torso, grew cold and he fell back on the ground.

Felix remembered nothing else from the dream, and woke well after dawn. He pressed his hands to his head, and groaned as he sat up. Felix was still staring at his breakfast when he was disturbed by an informant. The gathering had been a great success, and there was no talk of empty bellies or angry crowds. Somehow there was enough food to feed everyone. A few even attributed it to sorcery.

As Felix questioned the man, they were interrupted by a knock at the door. When Felix looked, a young boy was walking away, and said over his shoulder “I was told to bring you this.” A basket was at his feet.“How did you know to come here?” But the boy walked away. Felix lifted the lid, inside were bread and fish. He kicked it over.

As the weeks and months passed Felix saw the board shifting in his enemy’s favor. His foe, Jesus as he was known, was popular and many sought him. Some said he was a sorcerer who could heal the sick and cast out demons. Local radicals hoped that he was a long prophesized liberator of Judea. While claims of magic did not concern his superiors, the latter was worrying.

In time, Felix was summoned to Caesarea Maritima. While there were hard questions for him, no reproach was made, not yet. No direct action would be taken by Rome, lest the blame fall on them, and this Jesus become a rallying point for a rebellion. Rome had learned to let its local allies earn their favor, and why not, they were equally threatened.

Felix dreamt about the cave again the night before he returned to Jerusalem. His mentor took him aside that morning. “Felix, are you sleeping well? You look exhausted.”

“Bad dreams,” and he described them to the older man, who cocked his head and laughed.

“You forget your studies, Felix. The men are who you Greeks call Hypnos and Thanatos. Somnus and Mors for me. It is ironic that your sleep is plagued by its patron. You should make an offering.”

“Of course.”

“Now, don’t look at me that way, Felix. You are a clever man, but you don’t know everything. Our masters and mistresses love nothing better than to give your type a comeuppance. If ever you hope to replace me, you can’t afford to antagonize them.”

“No one can replace you, dear Quintus. The sun will set on the empire when you are gone.”

“Ah, do I hear a politician? I have wasted my time on you, traitor” he said, and pretended to strike him.  Felix later made the offering, making sure not be seen by anyone of substance.

The sacrifice advanced neither his sleep nor his assignment. In time Jesus and his gang made a triumphal entry into the capital, Jerusalem. The little king was angry, and rumors of a plan to arrest him circulated.

Felix was in Jerusalem the night of the arrival. He was eating in a tavern and stopped mid-bite as a shadow fell on his plate. He had been expecting a more pleasing companion, but she was late.  He looked up, and saw that it was one of Jesus’ followers, the one he met before.

“I know who you are, beneficiari. Do not fear. We want the same thing.”

The long lost informant. Felix paid his bill and left, and walked to his safe house.  A little while later, there was a knock at the door.  He opened it, and the man came in. Shutting the door, and putting hand to hilt, Felix looked him in the eyes. “Where have you been? And why have you been quiet?”

Judas Iscariot spoke, “The master is not who I thought he was, but I have learned much and profited by the acquaintance.”

“Oh really, so he’s paying you more than us? Not the poor wanderer he makes himself out to be.”

“You would not understand, but I am done with him. The priests and I have a plan to arrest him. We need to know if Roman garrison will support us if the people riot.”

“You are in luck, as the prefect is in Jerusalem. I will confer with him.” And so he did, and the assurances were given.

Felix’s memories of the subsequent events were burned into his mind. He attended the arrest, but lingered in the rear as a true player should. He was glad he did, as the event nearly descended into a farce. His opponent was taken, almost like one of the pebbles. A true player knows when to step away from the board. No stones, no matter how precious, are worth a life. He almost regretted the game’s end. This man had been a worthy opponent.

He watched in silence at Pilate’s Court, but did not go to the execution, considering his work done. Instead he journeyed back to Caesarea Maritima. He pushed his horse hard, and was already thinking over his request for a posting far from Judea.

The dream returned in its strongest form that night. He was in the cave, a statue flat on its back. The other man sat up and looked at him. It was his enemy.  He silently implored the two gods: Wake me, and take this dead man to Hades.

His enemy spoke, “You are Hypnos and Thanatos, the very image of sleep in death. And I will be your Nemesis if you wish it. Truth first, look at my aegis.”

And Felix looked at it, which shifted and swirled, and became a window. A hairy man pursued a maid in a forest, and was the maid, but knew he was the beast. He was the child devoured by the one-eyed, and also the eater of meat. He was the gorgon, who both froze and was the one made stone.

When it was over, his companion was holding his palms, cupped, with water from the stream. Felix could move, and was about to roll over into the river. “I know what you want, but not yet. This is not Lethe, this is life.” Felix drank…


Felix paused, and looked around the table at his companions. “I am next” the loud man said.    

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The Foundling

Listen up. I’ve made a deal with my angel … Well, maybe.  It was a one sided conversation. And yet I hope.

This is my wooden horse:  I will be a child again when I die, a babe. They’re good at disguises from what the book says.  But you can’t go  in half-way on this kind of deal. I have to give it all up, my knowledge, intellect, experience, memories, worldly desires, everything. Any accrued benefits are also forfeit. I will float up just like a balloon after this.

But why go to this trouble?   I don’t want to wait, and I think the young sister was right. No lower deeps for me if I can avoid them.

My guardian will guide my little soul body up to the doorstep, and leave me there. I will be quiet, feigning asleep. Ah ha, I hear footsteps approach. Its two sets, one heavier, thunder and lightning at rest. The other as gentle as moonlight.

Shhh …. They are here. Someone bends down and picks me up. Ah, they are taking me inside. My little ruse has succeeded.

Well, that’s how its supposed to work. Becoming so small, inoffensive and helpless. They won’t turn me away, or make me wait a long time in the other place? Right? I hope.

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