“Uh, where do I put all my stuff?”
“What time is it? I don’t see a clock anywhere.”
“I don’t have to talk to those people, right?”
“Is my brother around? He owes me some money.”
“I have some ideas for improving the place I’d like to share with you.”
“My wife’s not here, right? Just tell me she’s not here…”
“When is the next election?”
“I think I forgot my wedding ring, can I go back and get it?
“Hey, hey, stay in line!”
“Do you have wifi?”
“I have a very important appointment, and am running late. Can’t this wait?”
“Who died and made you boss?”
Children on the other hand, well words cannot describe.
The Prince of Serendip 
Hilarious!!! How about: Where is the country music station? You know I don’t like harps or trumpets.
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Really needed a good chuckle today. Thanks!
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You’re welcome. Thanks for the comments.
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